Daniel funnies

I'm doing a poor job of keeping track of these. I just need to carry a little pocket size notebook with a pen around. Here are some notable things he said last month.

1. He was referring to the butt paste cream when he pointed to his butt and said, ouchy, need butter.

2. I forget now what he was doing at the time but he pointed out that his diaper suddenly got hot and said diaper hot. Is it that your diaper is hot or that you just peed in it?

3. He was sitting on my lap while we were playing online games at pbs.org. He farted on my leg which I tried to ignore. My leg soon got tired with his weight on it and I switched him to the other. After awhile I tried to switch him back again but he resisted and pointed at my leg that he previously farted on and said no, Daniel sit here, that one yucky.

4. Heidi was cutting out pictures of Jesus and Daniel said Daniel need Jesus. What he meant was that he wanted some the pictures of Jesus Heidi was cutting out to put on his wall in his room. But I couldn't resist and had to reply, Daniel, we all need Jesus!

Ok, in retrospect these are probably "you had to be there" moments. But we were there and we thought they were pretty hilarious.